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Thread: AN 89-YEAR OLD MAN"

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    An 89-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
    with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great.
    How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
    so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
    the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof, the light goes off."
    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
    "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because
    I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
    during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when
    he's done poof, the light goes out? "
    "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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    lol............... :rollside:

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    Dusty Times
    Now that was funny :rollside:

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