Reply With QuotePerfect start to my monday as I sit my square office of fun! jiMMy
DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
#10 - Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
#9 - Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
#8 - Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
#7 - That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
#6 - Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5 - The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4 - 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
#3 - Prison cells are not only bigger; they also have beds and a bathroom.
#2 - The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is....
#1 - You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
Perfect start to my monday as I sit my square office of fun! jiMMy
In my office I control the heat and the air, In my office I control the door slamming and I get to see all the neat site of Our great land, In my office I get to nap and eat when I want, My office is a semi truck, And I love it. And when I get pissed off, look out you don't want to be around me, or behind me or in front of me.
Cuz I'll run you off the road. With that said, have a nice day. :yuk:
All very true. And I am writing this from my cubicle of the night.
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