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  1. #1
    Flat Belly
    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of
    his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly
    dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. she dresses quickly
    goes to find him.
    The son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and Dad doing?"
    The mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy
    and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
    "You're wasting your time," said the boy.
    "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and
    gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

  2. #2
    Now the kids gonna have a dead daddy. :crossx: .......infidelity never pays.

  3. #3
    Devil's Advocate
    Oh yikes. :crossx:

  4. #4
    An oldie but a goodie.

  5. #5
    and what neighborhood is this :idea: my neighbors are all as big as kirsty with 5 cameras on them

  6. #6
    I gotta go change my shorts! Im dying over here :rollside:

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