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Thread: Secret to a long marriage

  1. #1
    RitcheyRch
    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the churches marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
    The minister inquired trips to where?
    "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
    The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
    Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her

  2. #2
    ratso
    I think Rodney Carrington said it was
    A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...

  3. #3
    RitcheyRch
    If thats the case, I am shit outta luck.
    I think Rodney Carrington said it was
    A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...

  4. #4
    HocusPocus
    I think Rodney Carrington said it was
    A 12" Dick and a Dozen Roses...
    hmmm.. guess i better give her 2 dozen roses. :crossx:
    http://www.larosasflowers.com/Produc...DozenRoses.jpg

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