A young man moved into a new apartment and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady wearing a
robe came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes. He smiled at the
young lady, and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious she had nothing
else on The poor kid broke into a sweat while trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "I
hear someone coming! Let's go into my apartment."
He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
Astounded, and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these boobs;
they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming?
"That was me."