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It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...
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How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin, like-- like sheep's wool.
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I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.
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"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
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Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!!!
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Dont you know, I would never say the word f u c k. I would never f u c king ever f u c king say that! Ever!
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I have some very urgent and breaking news: Cannon Ball!
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