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A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.
What did I just read?
someone help. I can't un-cross my eyes.
What did I just read?
I don`t know? I can help you decode if necessary>
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
So what your saying is the moral of the story is his friend is a flake and never showed up..
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So what your saying is the moral of the story is his friend is a flake and never showed up..
I was wondering what happened to the friend. He did say brewski's in the plural form which means:
A. His friend never showed or showed up late or
B. He drinks fast and all this hot lesbian action happened within a matter of minutes.
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
Got it, thanks. That is funny.
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