'Comp,
Much like your open jar of anti-seize in the garage, imagine a big commercial-size jar of peanut butter opened and left on the kitchen counter in a house full of fat chicks. Then, just go drink a beer or something. When you come back, there'll be peanut butter on them...and anything else within a forty foot radius.
Or so I've been told (ain't into no fat chix).
LO