Reply With QuoteOur HR manager brings the beer for everyone.
I was just told (by someone other than my wife) that since I am the last one on the couch, that its common courtesy to bring everyone a beer , even though I drink whiskey. My response was a big F-U! I am not the beer bitch. Not that I think I am above such a task, wait, yes I do. I am the man of the house not the waiter.
get your own beer, you lazy a-hole.
My bad ..I'm bored
Our HR manager brings the beer for everyone.
Our HR manager brings the beer for everyone.
Now that's an HR manager that is willing to go that extra mile to boost morale ....and shit!
What you don't have a fridge next to the couch?
What you don't have a fridge next to the couch?
Hell, acording to H20drinkstofast ...I don't even have a pot to piss in!
Hell, acording to H20drinkstofast ...I don't even have a pot to piss in!
Sorry to hear that.
My beer fridge is next to the couch.
I don't think you are looking for input, I think you are fishing for support and not getting it so you are getting defensive.
You clearly aren't going to get beer for anyone regardless of what we all say, so leave it at that. You are bucking a well established and understood policy that has been around since well before I started watching TV. Nearly universally, the last person on the couch (or junior person... which most of the time is the same person) gets the beer. You don't drink beer and are offended by the insinuation that you should fetch it for everyone else, so tell them all to eat a dick. Case closed.
On the other hand, if your wife wants you to fetch beer, you should. It is up to her to delegate all responsibilities in the house, and beer fetching is one of them. I have highly trained people empty trash cans as part of their jobs.
If it isn't your wife asking you to... let your conscience be your guide.
My beer fridge is next to the couch.
As it should be
Hoolie, are you not the King of your domain? The Master? The Captain? Far be it for any of the lesser citizens of your world to even suggest you would be the one to supply cold beverages. Make your stand man!!!! Show 'em who'sthe Man!!!!
Then again if you ever intend to get laid.......well.....
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