You woke up in a strange place and found out you took a leak somewhere you shouldn't have? I recently did.
I'm on a business trip in Provo, Utah and this place is really boring. About the only thing to do here is get drunk (off hard LQ because they only sell 3.2 beer here) and go to the mall. Friday night I got wasted off of Tequilla and went to bed around 1am. I woke up at 5am in front of my hotel room door in the hallway and didnt know where I was. I went in my room and went to sleep. Saturday afternoon I came back from my job site and we all noticed that the hall smelled like piss. The smell was coming from a fake plant directly across from my door. I'm thinking it's a pretty safe bet that I pissed on the plant.
Needless to say my hotel reservations were through tonight and the hotel is refusing to allow us to stay any longer. I wonder why??
On a side note if you ever come to Utah don't bring any pot. Apparently if you're caught with a stem to one ounce its a minimum sentence of 6 months in jail and 1,000 dollar fine. I was talking to a kid at the mall who has been living in state custody for the past year. The police found him in posession of 4 stems and a few seeds so they took him out of his home and put him in a state institution until they could place him in a foster home. :220v: :220v: