Is Tom Brown married? LOL

[JB in so cal]

Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.Advertisement
American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.
The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.
"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.
She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.
By Samuel Shu, The Tennessean
Last updated: 12/5/2006 3:07:10 PM

[ratso]

I can only imagine what it must be like going down on that... :yuk:

[moneypit]

This is what I dug up...Boy is he wacked!!!
Welcome to Tom Brown Ministries
Hi, fellow Christian Cyber nets. I’m Tom Brown, the founder and pastor of a growing congregation in El Paso, Texas, Word of Life Church . My wife, Sonia, and I host a weekly television program called The Bondage Breaker, now available online. I have written several books including, You Can Predict Your Future, The Heaven's Gate Suicide, and How to Handle Rejection. I have been featured on national television in which both MSNBC and the History Channel did documentaries on exorcism. Because of the specials I have received numerous requests for deliverance, and so I have written a new book that answers this need called, Healing Through Deliverance. My newest book, How to Receive from God, was written for those who have struggled with certain problems, yet, as much as they pray, they do not seem to be receiving from God. With all of my activities, I’m most committed to my wife Sonia and three children: Justin, Faith, and Caleb. We live together in El Paso. And if the Lord guides, I would love to come to your area to teach the Word of God. I hope you enjoy my award-winning home page; it is quickly becoming one of the most popular religious sites in the world, currently receiving a half million visitors a year.