dirty quotes that arn't :)

[lucky]

lucky wrote:
I have a select group of females ( gotta have a bikini crew ) I have had to train them , and train them , and train them -- dam blondes -- I keep telling them its easy - just hold it in your hand and move it gently back and forth -- crazy - you'd think they could run a towel --- :crossx:

[spectratoad]

I love to write funny and amusing stories. I am a cunning Linguist.

[Moneypitt]

What goes in "Hard and stiff" and comes out "wet and sticky?".......Get your mind out of the gutter for a minute, its easy.............Chewing gum!!.....What was your answer?
OR: What starts with F, and ends in UCK??.......Again, clean up your act and think..........
Firetruck..........
MP