Blonde Cooking

[Wet Dream]

Yeah, its one of those jokes off the internet, but I got a good laugh.
BLONDE COOKBOOK DIARY
> >
> > MONDAY:
> >
> > It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel
> food cake. The
> recipe
> > said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
> nice enough
> to loan
> > me some extra bowls.
> >
> >
> > TUESDAY:
> >
> > Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe
> said serve
> without
> > dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when
> Tom brought
> a friend
> > home for supper.
> >
> >
> > WEDNESDAY:
> >
> > A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
> thoroughly before
> steaming
> > the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a
> bath anyway. I
> can't
> > say it improved the rice any.
> >
> >
> > THURSDAY:
> >
> > Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new
> recipe. It
> said
> > prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one
> hour before
> serving.
> > Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the
> garden.
> >
> >
> > FRIDAY:
> >
> > I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put
> the
> ingredients in a
> > bowl and beat it. There must have been something
> wrong with
> this
> > recipe. When I got back, everything was the same
> as when I
> left
> >
> >
> > SATURDAY:
> >
> > ! Tom did the shopping today and brought home a
> chicken. He
> asked me
> > to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason
> Tom keeps
> counting to
> > ten
> >
> >
> > SUNDAY:
> >
> > Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
> roast but all I
> had was
> > hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I
> put the
> hamburger in
> > the oven and set the controls for roast. It still
> came out
> hamburger,
> > much to my disappointment.
> >
> >
> > GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
> >
> > This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
> for tomorrow
> to come
> > so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can
> talk Tom into
> buying a
> > bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
> chocolate
> moose.

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:redface: Funny.

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Poor Tom...