Reply With QuoteAn elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul,
Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains
to her class that she's a Viking fan. She asks the class to raise their
hands if they too are Viking fans. Everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise
and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings
fan,then whom do you support?"
"I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain
why are you a Charger fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from San
Diego and my mom is a Charger fan
and my dad is a Charger fan, so I'm a Charger fan too!" "Well,"
said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
reason for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
F'n funny.
