Xmas cookies...

[YeLLowBoaT]

Christmas Cookies
> > Ingredients:
> > 1 cup water
> > 1 tsp baking soda
> > 1 cup sugar
> > 1 tsp salt
> > 1 cup brown sugar
> > lemon juice
> > 4 large eggs
> > 1 cup nuts
> > 2 cups dried fruit
> > 1 bottle Absolut vodka
> >
> > Sample the Absolut to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the
> > Absolut again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup
> > and
> > drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy
> > bowl.
> > Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure
> > the
> > Absolut is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
> > Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
> > in
> > 1 cup of dried fruits.
> > Pick the frigging fruit off the floor .. mix on the turner. If the fried
> >
> > druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
> > just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Absolut to check for
> > tonsisticity.
> > Next, sift 2 cups os salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
> > Absolut.
> > Now, shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon
> > of
> > sugar, or somefink.
> > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
> > beat
> > off the turner.
> > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Absolut and make
> >
> > sure to put the stove in the dishwasherer.
> > Hey .. CHERRY MISTMAS !!!!!!!!

[Devil's Advocate]

I've got 6 different kinds in a big reindeer cookie jar here that my mom makes every year and gives out like to the neighborhood. Been putting them away like it was my job. The only time I took a break was when I had the stomach flu this weekend.
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