Reply With QuoteJimi would have done it ...left handed...
How many HB women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-One, they just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them...
How many sailors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
How many guitar players?
-Ten. One to do it, four to say "I can do that" to their girlfriends and five to argue about how Jimi would have done it...
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
-All of them...
Jimi would have done it ...left handed...
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2
But I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Jimi would have done it ...left handed...
With a right handed Fender Strat fliped and strung upside down
T.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2
But I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Now thats funny!
How many femanist does it take to skrew in a light blub... 11
one too do it and 10 to form a support group.
How many Navy Seals does it take to screw in a ligh bulb.
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
How many cops does it take to beat up a crackhead?
-None... he fell.
How many reindeer does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Eight. One to screw in the lightbulb and seven to hold Rudolph down.
C'mon folks... is this thing on?
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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