Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by simply pointing at her and saying, "booyah."
Shortly after he was born, Chuck Norris had sex with the nurse who helped deliver him. She was the 3rd person Chuck had slept with.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in 45 mins. He spent the first half our having sex with the waitress.
If you can see Chuck, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck, you may be only seconds away from death.