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Thread: Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

  1. #1
    HammerDown

    40-ish ........................ 49.
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo.
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut.
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional .............. Bitch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

  2. #2
    Boatcop
    MEN'S ADS
    40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
    Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR
    Good looking: Arrogant
    Very good looking: Dumb as a board
    Honest: Pathological liar
    Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama's boy
    Mature: Older than your father
    Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
    Thoughtful: Says "Excuse me" when he farts

  3. #3
    Tom Brown
    Moooo..... lol!

  4. #4
    ROZ
    Fhtpthfpthp....... excuse me

  5. #5
    JB in so cal
    Fhtpthfpthp....... excuse me
    I had NO idea that's how you spell that!

  6. #6
    Hardly Satisfied
    very truth :rollside: :rollside:

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