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Thread: Ode to the grand-boy

  1. #1
    Grandpa Rankin
    Twas christmas all day
    And not a visit was paid
    Rankin needed some action
    needed to get laid
    He was feeling a bit crass
    And found a big long crank snout
    Stuck the snout in his ass
    And rode that crankshaft all out
    It felt a bit heinus
    As it rammed into he
    Then it sliced up his anus
    As that snout was double-keyed
    He left poop in the keyways
    And the smell made him cough
    Rankin handled it his way
    Yes, he licked that shit off
    As he lay on his bed
    Crankshaft by his side
    He said, “you’re the best I’ve had
    I’ll take another ride.”
    Then he stood the snout upright
    Lubed it up, moaned “I want it”
    Repositioned his bunghole
    And slid right down upon it
    If you wonder how Rankin
    Could be used to such mass
    It’s ‘cause he’s already accustomed
    To that stick in his ass
    Instead of being a man
    Hanging it up, saying, “thank you”
    He publicly displays he canÂ’t handle
    That the Guru can spank YOU

  2. #2
    Moneypitt
    Tony, I would say that one is borderline, not really good, but not totally bad. Maybe a little graffic for Xmas day, AND Wayne's crank will be so Jealous!!!Ray

  3. #3
    BILLY.B
    Twas christmas all day
    And not a visit was paid
    Rankin needed some action
    needed to get laid
    He was feeling a bit crass
    And found a big long crank snout
    Stuck the snout in his ass
    And rode that crankshaft all out
    It felt a bit heinus
    As it rammed into he
    Then it sliced up his anus
    As that snout was double-keyed
    He left poop in the keyways
    And the smell made him cough
    Rankin handled it his way
    Yes, he licked that shit off
    As he lay on his bed
    Crankshaft by his side
    He said, “you’re the best I’ve had
    I’ll take another ride.”
    Then he stood the snout upright
    Lubed it up, moaned “I want it”
    Repositioned his bunghole
    And slid right down upon it
    If you wonder how Rankin
    Could be used to such mass
    It’s ‘cause he’s already accustomed
    To that stick in his ass
    Instead of being a man
    Hanging it up, saying, “thank you”
    He publicly displays he canÂ’t handle
    That the Guru can spank YOUSomeone has "ISSUE'S"

  4. #4
    lucky
    With the roar of the crowd and a shout from above - These two bench racers better get a room and some GLoves! I bet Oll Rexy will show them some love ! Their ass will be sore , and not from the friction - it will be sore for shittin in daddy's kitchen .

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