Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

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Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them
for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not
really good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you
two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves
you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly
where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we
haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of immigration.

[OGShocker]

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
My favorite!

[SummitKarl]

#8
Soooooo......."A" whats for lunch

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#8
Soooooo......."A" whats for lunch I take it you have no erection?

[SummitKarl]

I take it you have no erection?
send pic please

[Unforgiven]

I take it you have no erection?
I have one...I'm just waiting for you or DIA to come ride it