I just made reservations at the Flamingo... I'll be tearing up the Lanai deck!
Activities to include:
-2nd annual Laughlin easy chair races!
3rd floor Lanai deck: Sat evening - whenever drunk enough
(Last yearÂ’s highlight: My stunning win w/ two wheels disintegrated, followed by miraculous disengagement of Security)
-Sweatshirt boat launching:
Sat and Sun morning - whenever hangover subsides
-Bikini break-in:
Sat and Sun Afternoon - whenever fiancée is drunk enough
-Boat speed trials:
Sat and Sun - whenever we damn well feel like it!
HELLO BOATING SEASON!!!