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Thread: Drugs for Women... Finally.

  1. #1
    RitcheyRch
    NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
    DAMNITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved ou t.
    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toi let seat.
    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

  2. #2
    hoolign
    :d

  3. #3
    SummerBreeze
    NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
    DAMNITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved ou t.
    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toi let seat.
    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
    Some chicks need everyone of these

  4. #4
    ratso

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