And could use a little help. With all the new faces and asses down here under the Barrel, I've lost track of who's who and whom I'm pissed at.
The following could help clear a few things up.
1. Who's a fag and who's a Homo (for the newbies, there is a difference).
2. Who's a chick and who is just acting like one.
3. What kind of boat do you own
A. Fag/gay boat
B. Trailer queen
C. Sucks and blows
(Warning this may determin #6)
4. What kind of boat does your paps own but lets you drive and then lets
you post sh-t about other peoples boats and what they can and can't
afford and shiat.
5. Do you prefer the new or old Bench Racers. Example. (New) Your
grandma gives great head, have her teach it to her granddaughters.
(Old) Guru needs the yellowpages just to reach the pedels so how could
he drive a mans boat like mine? (Oh christ, it could go on for days like
that)
6. Who (and this ones important) do we hate cause they are a dumbass
and who do we like cause they are a dumbass?
7. Who's wife is hot and do you work long hours? (my personal favorite)
8. Are you hot and will you work on me for long hours? (Also a goody)
9. If Bench Racers were shut down would you feel just as at home in the
Sand Bar? ISL? Tied up in Luckys luandry room?
10. If you owned the last box of Pop Tarts on the planet would you share
them with Maxie?
Thank you in advance, Roland