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Thread: I'm a bit confused

  1. #1
    Roland the Fisherman
    And could use a little help. With all the new faces and asses down here under the Barrel, I've lost track of who's who and whom I'm pissed at.
    The following could help clear a few things up.
    1. Who's a fag and who's a Homo (for the newbies, there is a difference).
    2. Who's a chick and who is just acting like one.
    3. What kind of boat do you own
    A. Fag/gay boat
    B. Trailer queen
    C. Sucks and blows
    (Warning this may determin #6)
    4. What kind of boat does your paps own but lets you drive and then lets
    you post sh-t about other peoples boats and what they can and can't
    afford and shiat.
    5. Do you prefer the new or old Bench Racers. Example. (New) Your
    grandma gives great head, have her teach it to her granddaughters.
    (Old) Guru needs the yellowpages just to reach the pedels so how could
    he drive a mans boat like mine? (Oh christ, it could go on for days like
    that)
    6. Who (and this ones important) do we hate cause they are a dumbass
    and who do we like cause they are a dumbass?
    7. Who's wife is hot and do you work long hours? (my personal favorite)
    8. Are you hot and will you work on me for long hours? (Also a goody)
    9. If Bench Racers were shut down would you feel just as at home in the
    Sand Bar? ISL? Tied up in Luckys luandry room?
    10. If you owned the last box of Pop Tarts on the planet would you share
    them with Maxie?
    Thank you in advance, Roland

  2. #2
    dmontzsta
    And could use a little help. With all the new faces and asses down here under the Barrel, I've lost track of who's who and whom I'm pissed at.
    The following could help clear a few things up.
    1. Who's a fag and who's a Homo (for the newbies, there is a difference).
    2. Who's a chick and who is just acting like one.
    3. What kind of boat do you own
    A. Fag/gay boat
    B. Trailer queen
    C. Sucks and blows
    (Warning this may determin #6)
    4. What kind of boat does your paps own but lets you drive and then lets
    you post sh-t about other peoples boats and what they can and can't
    afford and shiat.
    5. Do you prefer the new or old Bench Racers. Example. (New) Your
    grandma gives great head, have her teach it to her granddaughters.
    (Old) Guru needs the yellowpages just to reach the pedels so how could
    he drive a mans boat like mine? (Oh christ, it could go on for days like
    that)
    6. Who (and this ones important) do we hate cause they are a dumbass
    and who do we like cause they are a dumbass?
    7. Who's wife is hot and do you work long hours? (my personal favorite)
    8. Are you hot and will you work on me for long hours? (Also a goody)
    9. If Bench Racers were shut down would you feel just as at home in the
    Sand Bar? ISL? Tied up in Luckys luandry room?
    10. If you owned the last box of Pop Tarts on the planet would you share
    them with Maxie?
    Thank you in advance, Roland
    I will start.
    1. no comment.
    2. no comment.
    3. Trailer Queen
    4. 78 Eliminator 21'
    5. Old FOR SURE.
    6. Everyone in here.
    7. Which wife? and yes.
    8. FAG!
    9. No, nothing is as good as bench racers.
    10. Sure, he is a good guy.

  3. #3
    FMluvswater
    1. dunno either
    2. me (on both counts ... well the latter only sometimes :devil: )
    3. none of the above (but I like whackers best)
    4.my Dad's a dead beat and for all I know he may even be dead
    5. new BR is rather entertaining wasn't here for old but it also sounds entertaining ... hard to say :idea:
    6. no comment
    7. doesn't apply
    8. no and sure why not it's only the internet lol
    9. well if BR shut down I hope the bashing/loving moves over to Barney's ... the other places just aren't competitive enough
    10. I'd give him the whole box - I don't eat that crap

  4. #4
    Her454
    1. Who's a fag and who's a Homo (for the newbies, there is a difference).
    2. Who's a chick and who is just acting like one.
    3. What kind of boat do you own
    A. Fag/gay boat
    B. Trailer queen
    C. Sucks and blows
    (Warning this may determin #6)
    4. What kind of boat does your paps own but lets you drive and then lets
    you post sh-t about other peoples boats and what they can and can't
    afford and shiat.
    5. Do you prefer the new or old Bench Racers. Example. (New) Your
    grandma gives great head, have her teach it to her granddaughters.
    (Old) Guru needs the yellowpages just to reach the pedels so how could
    he drive a mans boat like mine? (Oh christ, it could go on for days like
    that)
    6. Who (and this ones important) do we hate cause they are a dumbass
    and who do we like cause they are a dumbass?
    7. Who's wife is hot and do you work long hours? (my personal favorite)
    8. Are you hot and will you work on me for long hours? (Also a goody)
    9. If Bench Racers were shut down would you feel just as at home in the
    Sand Bar? ISL? Tied up in Luckys luandry room?
    10. If you owned the last box of Pop Tarts on the planet would you share
    them with Maxie?
    1. Reserving the right to comment later.
    2. I try to be both most of the time.
    3. C
    4. Pops is in the big great lake in the sky. Probably wondering why his daughter even reads Bench Racers, much less ever post there...... :rollside:
    5. Old. I miss the poetic justice.
    6. I havent figured this out yet.
    7. Since Im not a certified sandbar swinger or lesbian, Im not qualified to answer this.
    8.
    9. I think ***boat sucks in general anymore, period. Lucky does laundry?
    10. I hate PopTarts. :rollside:

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    A rare Saturday post by T..

  6. #6
    Her454
    A rare Saturday post by T..
    :rollside:

  7. #7
    You Te
    All I know is, if you see this guy stay out of his way, he will kick your ass and then rape you.

  8. #8
    Kim Hanson
    And could use a little help. With all the new faces and asses down here under the Barrel, I've lost track of who's who and whom I'm pissed at.
    The following could help clear a few things up.
    1. Who's a fag and who's a Homo (for the newbies, there is a difference).
    2. Who's a chick and who is just acting like one.
    3. What kind of boat do you own
    A. Fag/gay boat
    B. Trailer queen
    C. Sucks and blows
    (Warning this may determin #6)
    4. What kind of boat does your paps own but lets you drive and then lets
    you post sh-t about other peoples boats and what they can and can't
    afford and shiat.
    5. Do you prefer the new or old Bench Racers. Example. (New) Your
    grandma gives great head, have her teach it to her granddaughters.
    (Old) Guru needs the yellowpages just to reach the pedels so how could
    he drive a mans boat like mine? (Oh christ, it could go on for days like
    that)
    6. Who (and this ones important) do we hate cause they are a dumbass
    and who do we like cause they are a dumbass?
    7. Who's wife is hot and do you work long hours? (my personal favorite)
    8. Are you hot and will you work on me for long hours? (Also a goody)
    9. If Bench Racers were shut down would you feel just as at home in the
    Sand Bar? ISL? Tied up in Luckys luandry room?
    10. If you owned the last box of Pop Tarts on the planet would you share
    them with Maxie?
    Thank you in advance, Roland
    1) I guess I'm a fag after reading the boat thing out all the way
    2) pixilatedpussy, and the ISL Crew, thats in here
    3) A & B
    4) None
    5) I don't know, its all bullshit anyways!
    6) Ob Eddie & RiceBoy, he just keeps coming back for more!
    7) Kiltroys ( I'm not stupid bra ), I work 8-12 hrs a day
    8) I'm cold and no! Unless you pay me big bucks
    9) F uck no, I would try to get these fockers to come to Havasu Barneys
    10) He can have the whole box, I watch my figure
    You are so welcome Steve...........( . )( . )..........

  9. #9
    dmontzsta
    All I know is, if you see this guy stay out of his way, he will kick your ass and then rape you.
    I am so sorry UT, are you OK now?

  10. #10
    You Te
    I am so sorry UT, are you OK now?
    I'm wonderful now.

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