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Thread: And we wonder where the children get it!!

  1. #1
    RitcheyRch
    NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND
    I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are REAL
    notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district. (Spellings have
    been left intact.)
    1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.
    PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
    2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT
    3-- DEAR SCHOOL : PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30,
    31,32 AND ALSO 33.
    4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
    5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT
    OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
    6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
    7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS
    HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
    8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED
    BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
    9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
    10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
    11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE,
    DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED
    OUT. (Love it!)
    12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA,
    AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
    13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
    14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT. {You
    know, this could be legit!}
    15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE
    DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
    16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE FORGOT TO
    GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE
    THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
    17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A
    WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES. {That's a little scary!}
    18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND
    COULD NOT BREED WELL.
    19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH
    GRAMPS.
    20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
    21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA . SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR
    22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER,
    SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER
    AN SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER.
    I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHIN
    GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT
    NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.

  2. #2
    SmokinLowriderSS
    Those are beautiful. It's too bad I know a few people like that, fortunately, they are NOT in this household.

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