What retired people do

[sleekcrafter]

Got this from a buddy in the service.
I think we could all use some humor today!
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a
shop. I was in there about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,"Come on Man,
how
about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me
and
started writing another ticket for worn tires. So I called him a
"doughnut
eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield
with the first. Then started writing a third ticket. This went on for
about
20 minutes. The more I abused him , the more tickets he wrote.
Personally,
I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that He was
putting
the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try
to
have a little fun each day.

[Rexone]

I like that.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

I hope you "Snopes'd" that first, or you're gonna be in sooooooooooo much trouble.

[Old Texan]

Outstanding......