So it's around 5 pm and raining hard so I bundle up in my rain gear for a walk to the corner store for a few groceries. On my way back some guy (likely around my age but a complete stranger to me) walks up beside me and hits my arm to get my attention. I look at him a little warily and he says,
"So do you wanna get horny with me?"
I'm certain my eyes bulged. I mumbled something back thinking I misheard him.
He says,
"Come back to my house with me; it's cozy and warm. I've got comdoms."
I think I made a noise of some sort likely tinged with huge disbelief.
He laughed and said,
"You'll be making that same noise when we're done. Come on! Why not?"
I was laughing by then (nervousness maybe I dunno. ) It was very weird; very absurd. Told him I was on my way to my own home and thanks but no. He laughed and shrugged, then walked ahead of me a lil bit. I asked him was he drunk or high. He laughed and looked back at me shaking his head,
"Nope. Just hungover."
We parted at the street corner and I told him to have a good day ... and I'm still laughing (tinged with huge disbelief)! OMG! As if somebody does that?! See? See what happens when I go shopping?! I hate shopping. :yuk: .... :idea: Heyyyyy ... dammit! I coulda got laid! :cry: Oh darn, guess I missed that one!