OK so me and FM just had some phone sex..

[hoolign]

And my christ all mighty ...they don't make a big enough cigarette!...i'm spent...I don't care if her real name is Penny Chirpinskii....I'm done...my lord! that woman could get Noah off his ark!..with that lingo!...phuck me a runnin...good night!

[FMluvswater]

You're welcome.

[rrrr]

But did you tape it for sale on your website?

[hoolign]

You're welcome.
Oh that's great...another spasm....could you please quit responding!! I have smacked my head 4 times already!!!

[hoolign]

But did you tape it for sale on your website?
To be fair to our members..we are holding a raffle for thoise who wish to join!...just please go ahead of me ...I hate getting tapped on the shoulder!!!

[FMluvswater]

Oh that's great...another spasm....could you please quit responding!! I have smacked my head 4 times already!!!
No, I really can't.

[Sleek-Jet]

Masturbating to her answering machine message does not count as phone sex...

[FMluvswater]

So I guess you aren't gonna call me for our anniversary then, Hoolign ... since you lost my number.