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Thread: Girl Scout Cookies

  1. #1
    Baja Big Dog
    OK, I'm at the shop, its late. I'm listening to who stupider than a fricken 5 grader and I would rather be listening to "Yamo be there" a thousand time than watching this crap....
    Helping a fellow HB'er put together his dream gun....
    OK I get the sugar much commin on, I bust into the stash of Girl Scout cookies I got roped into buying again...dont give me any shit..I like supporting the girl scouts...so I bust into the "Little Brownies", after I open them I see I am already in trouble....what does the box say...."SUGAR FREE" which is the anti Christ for a sweet tooth, now IM open minded so I toss one in the chew hole and holy crap...they taste like shit!!!!!
    Now I'm bummed...still got the sugar munch rumbling hard....I dive into the next box, now I haven't seen these before, oh boy "Cafe Cookies", toss one in the previously mentioned chew hole (after runnin a diet coke down to get rid of the taste) and guess what ...another flattened turd that looks like a cookie, better soak these babies in some milk to put a little life into them.
    I know most of you can relate to my plight....and I'm not even high!!! Now I'm jonesin hard, I dig through the box and viola, what do I find....YES a box of the world famous never taste bad, better frozen, ...........
    THIN MINTS........ Yes, my prayers are answered, there is a cookie god and he wanted my sweet tooth cured, one roll gone before I type this.
    Now ...Life is good!!!
    Anyone want a partially eaten box of Little Brownies, or Cafe Cookies?:sqeyes:

  2. #2
    mrs.rvrluvr
    I'm with ya tonight. Just finished drowning my sorrows in a box of frozen thin mints.

  3. #3
    EAZYKILLER2006
    dont waste your time... drown your sorrows with some jack...

  4. #4
    DaddyMack
    Wine... or Crown rocks.....always works for me.. :devil:

  5. #5
    mrs.rvrluvr
    dont waste your time... drown your sorrows with some jack...
    How funny.... I LOVE JD!! 2 out of my 3 kids were made while on JD.

  6. #6
    EAZYKILLER2006
    How funny.... I LOVE JD!! 2 out of my 3 kids were made while on JD.
    lol soooo now that i would like to see...i figured if a guy cant walk... dont expect them to be able to f0ck...lol so hubby could do u?

  7. #7
    blown dough
    I'm with ya tonight. Just finished drowning mysorrows in a box of frozen thin mints.
    That the best!!!!!!!!!

  8. #8
    blown dough
    dont waste your time... drown your sorrows with some jack...
    No No sista vODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. #9
    Baja Big Dog
    lol soooo now that i would like to see...i figured if a guy cant walk... dont expect them to be able to f0ck...lol so hubby could do u?
    I didnt start this link for you two to start a torrid lesbian affair!!!
    You are both due for a spanking now!!!
    After you kiss.........
    Now get to it.....:sqeyes:
    And we need some boobies!!!!

  10. #10
    Outnumbered
    Don't waste your money on anything other than the Samoa's...
    http://www.girlscoutsnegeorgia.org/P...ages/samoa.jpg

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