New math formula for the best time for some loving...

[lalhc]

Here's a new math formula to figure out when your most likely to "fool around" during the day!
STEP ONE: Figure out how many alcoholic drinks you have during the average week. (Everyone may need a calculator for this one)
STEP TWO: Do you consider yourself, in general, to be a morning person, or a night person??? If you're a morning person, divide your Step 1 answer by 1.5. If you're a night person, divide it by 2.
STEP THREE: Add 10 to that.
STEP FOUR: Multiply that by your age.
STEP FIVE: Divide that by the number of times you have relations in an average week. If your answer there is zero, skip this step. (...and work harder on getting yourself some lovin!)
STEP SIX: Divide the total by 40 if you're a woman, and by 30 if you're a man.
STEP SEVEN: That's hours and minutes. Add your number so far to 6:00A.M., and you'll find your ideal time for realations. (Your final answer is in military time)

[lalhc]

I came out @ 12:25 pm - I think I might have to call my wife home for an emergency!

[SummitKarl]

1) = 0
2) = 0
3) +10 = 10
4) 42 x 10 = 420........yea yea I know go figure
5) .25 ( disclaimer ) it's all HER454's fault = 1680
6) 1680/30 = 56
7) 6am + 56 min = 6:56am....hey wait my alrarm doesn't go off till 8am :cry:

[lalhc]

I hear you - 12:25 pm? Actually, that's when all her kindergarteners go home. Perhaps she should come home on her lunch break :idea:

[Tom Brown]

7) 6am + 56 min = 6:56am....hey wait my alrarm doesn't go off till 8am :cry:
That's too bad. You're sleeping through some great poon.

[pm069]

6:59? W.T.F. I'm at work at that time!:crossx: Question on step 5? Would that include self-induced satifaction?? :messedup:

[ROZ]

16(32)/1427.3259^3x+C^2(the inverse of pie) = no wonder I ain't getting laid

[lalhc]

The key word in step 5 is "relations" which is defined as the following:
member of family: a member of the same family as somebody else, by birth or through adoption or marriage

[ROZ]

Key to a man's happiness you ask?
a woman who knows how to cook
a woman who knows how to do laundry
a woman who knows how to clean
a woman who knows how to be a slut for her man
Just make sure none of these women ever meet!