T'was the night before Christmas and while at the shop,
I observed "Rattle Can Lou" drinking some shots.
Stumbling around and laying some tape,
He's been known to do his best work when he's in this fine shape.
Lines might be crooked, and some are to thin,
That's when I noticed Lou reached for the Gin.
He took a big gulp and fell to his kness,
Praying to God for some new ideas please!!!!.
I heard him squawk "i'm tired of spraying all red white & black",
My fans on these boards are beginning to think i'm a hack.
With that said he spun around and grabbed for the bottle of Jack,
Took another shot and fell flat on his back.
Realizing now he was in way over his head,
He got to his feet and stumbled for bed.
He called for his dog who's name is "Booker",
Patted him on his head and said "God I could sure use a cold beer and a big
breasted hooker".
With "Rattle Can Lou" passed out for the night,
I closed his door and shut off the booth light.
Tomorrow if we're lucky we'll start this all over again,
My "Buddy Lou" and his bottle of Gin.........
Merry Christmas "Rattle Can Lou".....Your the best!!!!