A Christmas poem for "Rattle Can Lou"

[lucky]

Twas the night before painting
And all through the shop
Was Rattle Can Lou
waisted and ready to drop
Visions of Billy's work
danced through his head
as he layed there wishing
he was home in bed
In his mind he did dream
of how it should look
but ran out of talent
as he stood there and shook
Those all around him
stood there in amaze
wondering how old Rattle Can
got through the days
But old Rattle Can surprised
everone in the shop
when he stood one last time
before his final drop
As he layed there passed out
breathing heavy and deep
we all gathered round
and wished him a Merry Sleep.
BRAVO -

[dmontzsta]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Kimmy was up stirring, looking for his favorite blouse;
The molsons were shelved in the refrigerator with care,
In hopes that his boy toy Lucky soon would be there;
The sex toys were lubbed up and Hanson was ready to give head,
While visions of Lucky still danced in his head;
With Kimmy in his blouse, and lube in his crack.
He thought to himself I need a hit of smack,
When out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
He started tweaking out and ran to hide in the shower.
Then away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and revealed his white ass.
It was Lucky all ****ed up and laying in the snow.
Kim then wondered what to do with his ho,
He walked outside and carried him in from the snow,
Walking through the door he then layed him on the floor,
The night was all wrecked and Kim was just sick,
He wondered for a moment, how to get him some D***.
Wondering no more, the molsons were over flowing,
He then logged on to ***boat and typing unknowing.

[lucky]

Billy b and the battle of the boat!
Too many in his shop, isn’t no joke
From pearls and whites to fades and highlights,
I give credit where credit is due – Hell you even did good fockin the Guru!!! crossx: love ya guys and have a nice weekend --

[lucky]

Rudoph got ran over by the ricer - Must have been his , cause i've seen nicer !
With a shine on his head and some cream in his eye's With a prick in his hand , and one up his ass , He smiled at me, and i said -- - i'll have to pass !
I walked out the door and rubbed his mellon -- no way i'd hang out with this butt lov'n fellon !

[Jetboatguru]

:yuk: NICE
THE CHOSEN FEW - oF THE WHO'S WHO! MY FRIEND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU ! tHE KING AND THE ACE - WILL ALWAYS TAKE 1ST PLACE , LEAVING YOU IN A RACE IS AS EASY AS TAKING OVER LAST PLACE ! - AS YOUR SWIMMING TO SHORE, WITH YOUR SUIT IN YOUR ASS - REMEMBER ONE THING,-- IT SUCKS TO GET PASSED :cry: ! A DRIVER REMAINS DRY AND HIS BOAT ON KEEL -- SO MY FRIEND TONEY , WHO IS REALLY A HEEL ?
Can I get a scoop of Strawberry with that Vanilla post?
Chris you are a nobody
worthless and weak
You have no credibilty
No reason to speak
Your posts are pathetic
You're in a drunken stuper
You make Kimmy happy
while he's deep in your pooper
You'll never rate
when it comes to boat racing
Leave that to the big boys
Go back to Kim tasting
Your yet to show
That butt ugly puss
But after seeing your picture
My what a wuss
So crawl back in your hole
don't mumble a peep
Keep Kimmy happy
as he takes you balls deep

[Rattle Can Lou]

You hit it!!!! Three "Dude, that was impressive" in a week. Where do these guys come from? Lucky, you are a sick dude in a loose mood. There is going to be an old fashioned lynchin at the ol' oak tree. Don't fock up our fun...Lucky, are you and Kimmy comin to the premeire??? Now that would be sum fun in the hood. I know Donald would be up for it...Rattle Can Louusse

[Jetboatguru]

Lou dont count on Lucky
to show his ugly mug
He'll be under his rock
half deep in the jug
He's rather timid
I heard he's a toker
Kimmy loves him the most
cuz he's quite the pole smoker
Donald has owned him
Lucky's not a big fighter
He's proven to be
The ***boat pillowbiter

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

V-drive poets spreading joy without stutter...
till Lucky and Donald drug it into the gutter
This merry ol thread should be about done...
won't be long now before its moved by rexone

[olbiezer]

somebody shoot this thing and put us all out of our misery......oh ya i think tony wins with the deep in the pooper line......

[dmontzsta]

Kim hustles and bustles and hurrys and runs
looking for his truck, but his wife never won.
A visit to the casino turns in to sheer horror.
When he soon realizes he is a little bit poorer.
The new car preparations must get underway
cause no matter what he will never get his way.
Work must be done since his wife never won.
He must lift up his head and suck up his pride.
And settle for a jacked up old ride.
The car must be bought and papers must be signed
And then a quick stop to count up his dimes.
The liquor store is closing soon, and he has a clear head.
He must have some molson before he goes to bed.
The morning comes midst all the spills,
He faces the mirror and it gives him the chills;
It then takes away from all his gay fun.
so very disturbing to all the little ones.
Now let's remember the Cantard in our lives
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