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Thread: New troops sent to Iraq

  1. #1
    soupersonic
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
    fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
    boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
    Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will be dropped off into Iraq and have
    been given only the following facts about terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They don't like beer, pickups, football or country music.
    4. They hate Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

  2. #2
    spectratoad
    Git-R-Done!!!!

  3. #3
    MagicMtnDan
    This is where all the redneck pics are (http://www.keithwhite.us/redneck.html)

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