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Thread: Think before you speak...

  1. #1
    73beast
    Dont' know if this has been posted here before,i just got it in an e-mail.
    >Think before you speak
    >
    > Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
    > the last one is great!
    > Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
    > immediately take the words back...
    > or that you could crawl into a hole?
    > Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
    >
    >
    > FIRST TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
    > and asked loudly,
    > "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
    > I turned around and walked back out and never went back
    > My husband didn't say a word...
    > he knew better.
    >
    >
    > SECOND TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
    > I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
    > After browsing for several minutes,
    > I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
    > who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
    > Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
    > "I think I like playing with men's balls."
    >
    >
    > THIRD TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > My sister and I were at the mall and
    > passed by a store that sold a
    > variety of candy and nuts.
    > As we were looking at the display case,
    > the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
    > I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
    > My sister started to laugh hysterically.
    > The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
    > To this day,
    > my sister has never let me forget.
    >
    >
    > FOURTH TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > While in line at the bank one afternoon,
    > my toddler decided to release
    > some pent-up energy and ran amok.
    > I was finally able to grab hold of
    > her after receiving looks of disgust
    > and annoyance from other patrons.
    > I told her that if she did not start behaving
    > "right now" she would be punished.
    > To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
    > voice just as threatening,
    > "If you don't let me go right now,
    > I will tell Grandma that I saw you
    > kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
    > The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
    > Even the tellers stopped
    > what they were doing.
    > I mustered up the last of my dignity and
    > walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
    > The last thing I heard when
    > the door closed behind me,
    > were screams of laughter.
    >
    >
    > FIFTH TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
    > Mythree-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
    > and I was on him constantly.
    > One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
    > in between errands.
    > It was very busy, with a full dining room.
    > While enjoying my taco,
    > I smelled something funny,
    > so of course I checked
    > my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
    > The realized that Danny
    > had not asked to go potty in a while.
    > I asked him if he needed to go,
    > and he said "No".
    > I kept thinking
    > "Oh Lord, that child has had an
    > accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
    > Then I said,
    > "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
    > "No," he replied.
    > I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,
    > because the smell was getting worse.
    > Soooooo, I asked one more time,
    > "Danny, did you have an accident?"
    > This time he jumped up,
    > yanked down his pants,
    > bent over,
    > spread his cheeks
    > and yelled
    > "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
    > While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
    > he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
    > An old couple made me feel better,
    > thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
    >
    >
    > LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
    >
    >
    > This had most of the state ofMichiganlaughing for 2 days
    > and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
    > in the future, likely think before she speaks.
    > What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
    > We had a female news anchor that,
    > the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
    > turned to the weatherman and asked:
    > "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
    > Not only did HE have to leave the set,
    > but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
    >
    >
    > Now, didn't that feel good?
    > Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
    > and remember
    > we all say things we don't really mean,
    > so think before you speak

  2. #2
    73beast
    YEAH ! YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT-the next time you're going to say sumptin mean to me!
    Rio> who's feeling get hurt real easy.
    Can't hurt something you don't any of........

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