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So the girlie is home sick today and I want to bring her something nice when I get home to cheer her up. Any suggestions? NO! not diamonds.
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How about a nice boner????
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Come home, tell her your hungry and she needs to get up and cook dinner.
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How about a nice boner????
Winner!!!!
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A six pack of your favorite Beer?
A copy of ***boat to read?
Any kind of taped auto race?
Glad I could help.
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Looks like I found plans B, C, and D!
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Buy her a new vacume cleaner and a new iron and tell her to get off her ass!
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ask her if her throat hurts, if she says no ask her for a blow job
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No diamonds huh.....how about a pearl necklace?
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