Anyone use the spit on it and rub it method?

[hoolign]

I find this only works if the woman is plastered on the wine. Other than that it's all about the foreplay and kissy kissy crap! I figure a 30 dollar bottle of wine should get me some "enough of the romance ..off with my pants" :idea:

[lucky]

you mean - hey ya wanna fock , doesn't work for you Hooli - sry man

[hoolign]

you mean - hey ya wanna fock , doesn't work for you Hooli - sry man
I been with her for over 20 years, I figure I should have some sort of command start button that drops her drawers and bends her over???

[lucky]

I been with her for over 20 years, I figure I should have some sort of command start button that drops her drawers and bends her over???
you guys are just having hall way sex huh
for those that don't know what hall way sex is , it goes something like this - you passe each other in the hall and say Fock you

[OLDRAT]

Hoolign,
Perhaps one of these would help....................
OR

[hoolign]

Hoolign,
Perhaps one of these would help....................
OR
That right there is the answer! Where do I mount her antenna??
http://***boat.com/forums/attachment...6&d=1175636012

[OLDRAT]

I would plug it in from behind. :jawdrop:

[hoolign]

I would plug it in from behind. :jawdrop:
I might as well try attaching an antenna to a lawnmower blade...while it's running. It would likely be safer!

[CBadDad]

ROTFLMAO!!!!
I gotta get me one of those remotes.

[djunkie]

I find this only works if the woman is plastered on the wine. Other than that it's all about the foreplay and kissy kissy crap! I figure a 30 dollar bottle of wine should get me some "enough of the romance ..off with my pants" :idea:
It only cost me $10 to get it on with your wife last week. :crossx: :crossx: