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Thread: Will I live to be 80??????

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    LAND_LOVER69
    I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.
    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"
    He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."
    "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
    "I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".
    "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"
    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?

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    Run_em_Hard
    If that isn't the truth right there....

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