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Thread: A Note from Jay Leno...

  1. #1
    scooooter7
    SUBJECT: JAY LENO...."HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"
    "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll
    data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source,
    right?
    The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the
    direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy
    with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry
    just ain't happy and want a change.
    So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so
    unhappy about?''
    Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day,
    7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in
    the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of
    these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a
    grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than
    Darfur has seen in the last year?
    Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
    Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through
    each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would
    find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having
    thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just
    not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency
    workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter
    to take you to the hospital.
    Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may
    be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of
    trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to
    extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or
    if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or
    prowler intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest
    will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all in
    the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and
    pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own
    cell phones and computers.
    How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy
    that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67
    percent of you folks unhappy.
    Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has
    ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain
    for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in
    the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what we
    hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.
    I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no
    plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval
    rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days
    after
    9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession?
    Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for
    succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist
    attacks?
    The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending
    you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show?
    Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a
    look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?
    Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually
    caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was
    failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.
    Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
    volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom.
    There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.
    They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
    discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a
    ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
    So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
    Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it
    leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash
    with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the
    corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations.
    They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by
    "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a
    murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his
    wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!
    Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the
    TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird
    cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is
    exponentially more good than bad.
    We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several
    times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative."
    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
    severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and
    with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a
    good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
    Jay Leno

  2. #2
    V-DRIVE VIDEO
    I like what he says.

  3. #3
    Boatcop
    It's a nice piece, but Jay Leno had nothing to do with it.
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp

  4. #4
    Moneypitt
    The media is worthless. These ratings for the president they keep shoving down our throats, who do they poll? Has anyone here ever been polled? Or know anyone that has been polled? Kinda like the Neilsen ratings for TV shows. No one knows anyone that knows anyone that has a rating box on their TV........Yet these "ratings" are used to determine which shows are cancelled, and which shows remain. How many totally useless TV shows are there?........Same with these mystery polls, I doubt they even exist, just media hype, and total bullshit............MP

  5. #5
    scooooter7
    It's a nice piece, but Jay Leno had nothing to do with it.
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp
    Yup, I should have put a disclaimer. You can't trust the net (or even email).

  6. #6
    3 daytona`s
    The media is worthless. These ratings for the president they keep shoving down our throats, who do they poll? Has anyone here ever been polled? Or know anyone that has been polled? Kinda like the Neilsen ratings for TV shows. No one knows anyone that knows anyone that has a rating box on their TV........Yet these "ratings" are used to determine which shows are cancelled, and which shows remain. How many totally useless TV shows are there?........Same with these mystery polls, I doubt they even exist, just media hype, and total bullshit............MP
    Right On!! Nancy Pelosi had her 100 day promise I`m waiting and feel missed the deadline. How about just one Nancy along with your pal Kennedy we will up minimum wage.

  7. #7
    Moneypitt
    Right On!! Nancy Pelosi had her 100 day promise I`m waiting and feel missed the deadline. How about just one Nancy along with your pal Kennedy we will up minimum wage.
    My pal Teddy boy?....Everytime some bleeding heart asswipe talks to me about gun control, I ask them about Teddy's car. His car has killed more people, (one) than all my guns combined.........I really and truly hope that the minute that arrogant bitch lands on US soil they slap the cuffs on her as she is leaving the plane.....Charge the bitch with treason. And I think maybe we need to get a rooster going for around the clock, 24-7, bodyguard duty for the Pres and Vice Pres, heaven forbid anything happen to those two!!! Ray

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