Blonde joke

[Xlration Marine]

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy,
but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along
with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily f rom all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while
so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Target and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

[tamalewagon]

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy,
but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along
with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily f rom all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while
so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Target and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
Wow...

[DeltaSigBoater]

Rotflmao

[BajaMike]

Don't you love blondes and blonde jokes!

[dragboat]

My wife is blonde............. and yes we have twins.
I'll let you all know how the joke goes over.

[Desert Rat]

I work at Edwards AFB and the other day we had a blonde sitting out on the dry lake bed with a fishing pole?! One of the other blondes at work told her to get back to the edge of the aircraft taxi way and the blonde out on the lake bed said no.
the second blonde told the first she was pissing her so bad that if she could swim she would swim out and kick her azz!!

[topless]

3 pregnant ladies (2 brunettes, 1 blonde) go to see their doctor b/c they are going to find out the sex of their babies.
The doctor calls one brunette lady into his office from the waiting room, and asks her, "Were you on top or the bottom during conception?"
She says "Top," to which he replies, "Then you're having a girl."
The other brunette gets called in and is asked the same question.
She says, "Bottom," and the doctor tells her,"then it's going to be a boy."
The blonde is curious as to how these girls are finding out so fast because they were in and out of the office in just minutes.
The girls tell her, "the position you were in when you got pregnant determines what kind of baby you'll have. if you were on top, you'll have a girl, if you were on the bottom, you having a boy."
At that point, tears fill her eyes and she starts to head for the door.
The girls ask, "What's Wrong?"
She yells out, "I'm having puppies!!!!"

[Xlration Marine]

Having Puppies, LMAO. And that is why I shave my blonde off, DAILY.

[Tequila-John]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good 1

[Hardly Satisfied]

that was funny