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  1. #1
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    Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
    Texas Highway Patrol.
    The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
    said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
    The blondes all nodded.
    The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
    Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture and said,
    "To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be
    able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
    such as scars and so forth."
    So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
    it after about two seconds.
    "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this
    man?"
    The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
    The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
    this picture!
    It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
    T he first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
    The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face
    for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
    "Yes! He only has one ear!"
    The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear
    what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
    you can only see one ear!
    You're excused too!"
    The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
    The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
    "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face
    for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
    The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
    The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking
    at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
    "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
    The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, helloooo! With only one eye
    and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

  2. #2
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    LMAO!! good one.
    I really hated leaving that interview.. I thought i had that job.

  3. #3
    HCS
    She must have been hired then.

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