Reply With Quote"Screw you, Melon!"
-back to school with Rodney Dangerfield.
ha ha ha ha ha.
I just picked up a copy of "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" with James Coburn and Kris Kristofferson - man, that's a great movie with great quotes:
Pat Garrett: Any new girls?
Lemuel: A gal Bertha come in from Kansas City. She got an ass on her like a forty dollar cow 'n' she got a tit - why I wish it were full of tequila. You can't beat that no how.
Pat Garrett: Now I want you to stand over behind Breed, here. Now I want you to take the stock of that gun and rap him smartly on the back of the head. You do it, boy, or this bullet that's going through his chest is liable to come out the other side and tickle your private parts.
Luke to Billy: You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'.
"Screw you, Melon!"
-back to school with Rodney Dangerfield.
ha ha ha ha ha.
In honor of 4-20
"You get a God-damn job before sundown...or we're shipping you off to military school...with the God-Damn, Finkelstein-$hit-Kid...Son-of-BITCH!"
"Sir, where is your license?"
"Isn't it back there on the bumper man?"
"Sir, what his name?"
"He said his name was RAAAAAALPH"
" you see the size of that CHickennnnnn"?
wild boys
"But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."
"But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."
78,
just looking at your avatar I thought of one and its not a movie, but its a saying from Felix " rightyooooooooooooh"
CLERKS:
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you ****ed!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm...37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?!
Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
GOODFELLAS (1990) -
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
- Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
The Way of the Gun
First 5 min of the movie...
"Hey, F**K-suck, get your slippery F**Kin' ass off the car!
Listen to me. Get off the F**King car with your F**King ass!
Shut that C*NT's mouth, or I'll come over and F**K-start her head.
Do something. Go on.
You're gonna wish you never got up this morning, cos my boyfriend's gonna F**K you up.
And after that, while he's F**King up your F**Kin' gay uncle,
I'm gonna F**King cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you faggot."
It just gets better from there...
78,
just looking at your avatar I thought of one and its not a movie, but its a saying from Felix " rightyooooooooooooh"
I am a big felix fan.
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