Brokeback Mountain

[phebus]

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

[One Eyed Jack]

flamethrowing
and sandblasting

[Forkin' Crazy]

LOL!!!
should have been called "Broken Butt"... "Broken Bowel"... "Broke-in Butt"... :220v:
:rollside:

[2Driver]

Phebus,
You should have asked the group before you went to see it. Anyone could have told you Broke Back was not a documentary about spine surgery :jawdrop:

[Hardly Satisfied]

Good :rollside:

[phebus]

Phebus,
You should have asked the group before you went to see it. Anyone could have told you Broke Back was not a documentary about spine surgery :jawdrop:
Some people choose the holistic approach. :crossx:
Not me, start cutting doc. :rollside:

[2Driver]

Ditto for me. April 2005: :crossx:
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