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Thread: I want to live my life backwards.

  1. #1
    beaverretriever
    I want to live my next life backwards:
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You get ready for college: party, and have fun.
    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
    have no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
    spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
    then...
    You finish off as an orgasm.
    I rest my case.

  2. #2
    BoatBitch4Hire
    I never thought of it that way before.... But you are so right.. A womens screams of pleasure is the last things I hear.... How wonderfull:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

  3. #3
    Hopdaddie
    Wasn't Mork from Ork living life this way...

  4. #4
    BoatBitch4Hire
    I never thought of it that way before.... But you are so right.. A womens screams of pleasure is the last things I hear.... How wonderfull:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

  5. #5
    OCMerrill
    Instead of hindsight you would have foresight?
    Cool.

  6. #6
    HavaSkank
    I never thought of it that way before.... But you are so right.. A womens screams of pleasure is the last things I hear.... How wonderfull:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
    Yeah but you're hearing your MOM screaming with ecstasy! You'll hear her talking dirty to your dad, instructing him to give it to her HARDER and FASTER! If you're lucky you'll hear him call her a filthy little slut.
    And that'll be your last experience on earth.
    Nah, I'll pass on the reverse trip

  7. #7
    beaverretriever
    Yeah but you're hearing your MOM screaming with ecstasy! You'll hear her talking dirty to your dad, instructing him to give it to her HARDER and FASTER! If you're lucky you'll hear him call her a filthy little slut.
    And that'll be your last experience on earth.
    Nah, I'll pass on the reverse trip
    Yeah, thats gross.
    :jawdrop:

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