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A little early to start stirring the pot :idea:
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A little early to start stirring the pot :idea:
I forgot about this stupid ass poem.
My name is DCB Charley,
Im vertically challenged so I can barely reach the bar to grab my Barcardi.
I ordered a new 29, but I should have gotten a 34
But my lover Dave would have had to raise the seat base up so much more.
I really wanted to stop being a fricken hater
So I looked into buying a bitchen ass Skater
I knew that Skaters are really fast
But deep down inside I yurn for Daves dick in my ass.
Although I know that East Coast is the best,
I've decided to keep my business out west.
I finally purchased another F-29
But picking the colors was a hell of time.
Instead of using paint like they do on a real boat
I decided to go with some shitty ass gel coat.
I love spending my weekends at the lake
but all I can think about is Daves Protein shake.
I like my boat with the center pod
It makes me think about Daves hot Bod.
One of these days im gonna do whats whats right
Im gonna buy east coast because I have finally seen the light.
Its time to end this poem right now
Fantasy Island's on, Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day
THE EVIL EAST COAST EMPIRE
CLUB 36 BIATCH
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Fricken Classic
Charley's Replay.....................Classic
I'll be a lil gay then MB hehehe
Yo..its Jeffy here
in the 818
lustin afta brandi
beggin 4 a date
Typin one handed
and postin what I can,
Kari wears the pants but
(snivel)I'm Still the man!
I know my shit
about the fiberglass
Jay's my main MAN
come layin up my ass
take my big boat
and my kiss ass crew
porpoise like a pig
in the great big blue
I talk alotta shit
bout the west coast boys
but my secrets out
bout my half-ass Toy
see my boat?
It's really fast!
even got some Paint
to hide da, stress cracks
Off to da sandbar
I park her on the beach
quick KARI Hide!!!
theres Brandi Leach!
love ya jeffy
That's friggen awesome... I forgot all about that too!
Good times......
Rocky your first DCB blasting was funny as hell!
That was 3 years ago seems like yesterday!
(By Goatblowing)
Will the DCB nut swinging commitee come to order, Your President Charley (who doesn't have a boat) will lead us in our pledge.
Place your hand on your wallet and repeat after me......
I'm a DCB owner and I love my boat and if it wasn't for zip ties evenly spaced it would be just another West Coast boat. Dave is our leader and thank God he such the innovator that he is, because with out him there would be no West Coast Custom boats worth a damn and he's got good hair. DCB long live DCB.............
Long Live DCB!!!!!
Hey Charles In Charge.
Orange you glad Kilr dug this up or maybe now your just alittle green under the collar. LOL
Hey Charles In Charge.
Orange you glad Kilr dug this up or maybe now your just alittle green under the collar. LOL
What's up boatless and braindead?
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