EXAMPLE:
"It is 6pm and I have had 3 beers, I am feeling good and think I might finish 20 tonight. I will be sleeping on the couch since my wife locked the bedroom door, she is sleeping good cause I hear moaning in there."
Thank you for letting us in to "Kims World".
Wouldn't the example look more like this?
"(.)(.) you ricer donald im been drunken 6 beers and you can take your ricey gonna have 3 more before I trip into my bed I love boobs and shit spilt my damn ugly seats in my boat molsens pffffttttttt"