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Thread: walmart wine???

  1. #1
    squirt'nmyload
    Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering
    customers a new discount item - Walmart's own brand of wine.
    The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest &
    Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an
    affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.
    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
    Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for
    inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at
    University of Arkansas , Bentonville. She said, "But the right name
    is important."
    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most
    attractive name for the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names
    in order of popularity were:
    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante
    The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with
    either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

  2. #2
    DeltaSigBoater
    Not all Wal Marts are able to sell alcohol, or is that about to change :idea:

  3. #3
    scooooter7
    Walmart used to not sell alcohol and tobacco products because of the founder.

  4. #4
    Baja Big Dog
    Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering
    customers a new discount item - Walmart's own brand of wine.
    The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest &
    Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an
    affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.
    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
    Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for
    inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at
    University of Arkansas , Bentonville. She said, "But the right name
    is important."
    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most
    attractive name for the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names
    in order of popularity were:
    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante
    The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with
    either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

    I didnt know possum was a white meat!!:jawdrop:

  5. #5
    squirt'nmyload
    I believe they're referred to as hobos.
    aww come on now, we all know that everyones worked on a bottle of boones farms before

  6. #6
    DeltaSigBoater
    aww come on now, we all know that everyones worked on a bottle of boones farms before
    When we were hobos.
    Or in high school

  7. #7
    TAF
    I believe they're referred to as homos.
    I thought they bought the more upscale la di da wines? :sqeyes: :idea:
    Suppose we ought to check w/ our resident Benchracer community. :sqeyes:

  8. #8
    TAF
    When we were hobos.
    I not even gunna go there
    And yes we probably have in or just outa high school

  9. #9
    TAF
    My days of trolling Walmart for hot MILF in the morning has come to an end.... :sqeyes:

  10. #10
    Sleek-Jet
    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
    Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for
    inexpensive wine,"
    Yeah, just ask the people that make Mad Dog or Boone's Farm...

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