Ford Power!

[MAXIMUS]

We bought a mitsubishi truck in the late 80's that was used to run parts n shit. When the focking carburator took a shit we gave the truck away because a replacement (nonrebuildable) was more expensive than the truck itself... Last import we bought... When the starter dies throw the care away & go get another...

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

We bought a mitsubishi truck in the late 80's
Did you lower it and "spin the bed"?
See Donald, you and maximus share the same humble beginnings, say no to drugs, hotdogs and pecan pie before its too late....

[dmontzsta]

Did you lower it and "spin the bed"?
See Donald, you and maximus share the same humble beginnings, say no to drugs, hotdogs and pecan pie before its too late....
Except, I never did drugs. Maxi looks like he is a shroom head, pot smoking hippy.

[Biglue]

Its a tough biatch, Marlin made hard to break boats! I have sunk it, caught it on fire and it keeps going! It's not a POS, it's a hard to kill a Marlin!
Don't go to Pep Boys, junkyard maybe .........( . )( . ).........
Kimmy, you need to find another hobbie. :crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

Except, I never did drugs. Maxi looks like he is a shroom head, pot smoking hippy.
Thats better than packing crack in your mouth & then your mouth in somebody's crack....

[dmontzsta]

Thats better than packing crack in your mouth & then your mouth in somebody's crack....
Dont you have a wrestling match with lucky tonight?
:rollside:
I think you should die your hair blonde, you would be one sexy devil then. We can change you name to "goldilocks". :220v:

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmy, you need to find another hobbie. :crossx:
I tried golfing, but I keep losing the golf ball in the snow banks..........( . )( . ).........

[lucky]

Dont you have a wrestling match with lucky tonight?
:rollside:
I think you should die your hair blonde, you would be one sexy devil then. We can change you name to "goldilocks". :220v:
I was concidering taking him to dinner -- but he wanted to stop by and look at the progress of your new b boat -- so instead of a Manwich -- we had you ! or should i say you should Never try to talk with your mouth full --

[HM]

Ford Power is one of the best oxymorons I have heard. I will put it at the top of the list:
military intelligence
amicable divorce
painless denistry
safe sex
working vacation
jumbo shrimp
jumbo wienies
even odds
civil war
amtrak schedule
airplane schedule
original copy
political promise
almost totally
local network
legal brief
pretty ugly
free prisoner
ex-wife
normal adolescent
near miss
stop action
adult male
slumber party
minor repairs
velvetta cheese
black light
express mail
casual sex
soft rock
friendly terrorist
friendly fire
honest thief
limited nuclear war
light heavyweight
free love
poor republican
rap music
married life
missing link
peacemaker missle
government worker
airline food
genuine imitation
dealer contribution
holy war
dead right
distinct possibility
sight unseen
old news
congressional action
perfectly awful
united methodist
healthy cough
paritally destroyed
negative growth
nonworking mother
well preserved ruin
fresh frozen
random order
moral majority
broadcast journalism
found missing
boneless ribs
benevolent dictator
bigger half
free with purchase
sanitary landfill
clean dirt
terrific headache
cold as hell
natural make-up
death benefit
immediate delivery
easy terms
scenic highways
impartial opinion
childproof
foolproof
flat slope
crash landing
Reverend Jimmy Swaggart
Reverend Jim Baker
gourmet popcorn
natural disaster
slightly pregnant
negative networth
life insurance
impulsive planner
natural-looking toupee

[lucky]

lMAO
Ford Power is one of the best oxymorons I have heard. I will put it at the top of the list:
military intelligence
amicable divorce
painless denistry
safe sex
working vacation
jumbo shrimp
jumbo wienies
even odds
civil war
amtrak schedule
airplane schedule
original copy
political promise
almost totally
local network
legal brief
pretty ugly
free prisoner
ex-wife
normal adolescent
near miss
stop action
adult male
slumber party
minor repairs
velvetta cheese
black light
express mail
casual sex
soft rock
friendly terrorist
friendly fire
honest thief
limited nuclear war
light heavyweight
free love
poor republican
rap music
married life
missing link
peacemaker missle
government worker
airline food
genuine imitation
dealer contribution
holy war
dead right
distinct possibility
sight unseen
old news
congressional action
perfectly awful
united methodist
healthy cough
paritally destroyed
negative growth
nonworking mother
well preserved ruin
fresh frozen
random order
moral majority
broadcast journalism
found missing
boneless ribs
benevolent dictator
bigger half
free with purchase
sanitary landfill
clean dirt
terrific headache
cold as hell
natural make-up
death benefit
immediate delivery
easy terms
scenic highways
impartial opinion
childproof
foolproof
flat slope
crash landing
Reverend Jimmy Swaggart
Reverend Jim Baker
gourmet popcorn
natural disaster
slightly pregnant
negative networth
life insurance
impulsive planner
natural-looking toupee