You couldn't stand on your grandma's shoulders to kiss my azz.
OK, Say I'm the person that realy pisses you off, Waiter, Launch Ramp A--Hole, Wife, Husband, Parts Man, Mechanic, etc. Let it fly and go off on me. I am making a list of insults to get people back on track. I've had had it with sh--t.
You couldn't stand on your grandma's shoulders to kiss my azz.
i always call azzholes, THE BILGE IDIOT...
Credit goes to the Sarah Silverman Show for this one, I've used it twice, once got me in a little hot water, the other guy liked the humor and let me go!
Cop: "do you know why I pulled you over?"
answer: "cause you got all "C's" in high school"
You couldn't stand on your grandma's shoulders to kiss my azz.
guess your grandma has larger balls than you, shaved your pussy lately?
You tell me you fix things....I wouldn't let you fix me a sandwich Jackass.
And I always call you an ambulance......http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...ballguylq0.gif (http://imageshack.us)
hey if they get to outta hand i call them DENNIS
Hey that put me at a thousand post for the third time...Now I have to go back and delete about five hundred post for other peoples self preservation.
if they put your brains on a razor blade it would look like a bb rolling down a four lane highway!
You'd have to get bigger to get dumber and it appears as if your trying really hard!
Your so F****** stupid, you must be the Pro-Abortion poster child. No mother would want to have another after you.