On the Road

[RitcheyRch]

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised
in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
I opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up.
You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll
give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. G-d she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover
me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,
how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9"

[Mandelon]

So did the operator come up?
FYI: Craigslist, Services, Erotic or Therapeutic. :sqeyes:

[RitcheyRch]

I plead the 5th.
So did the operator come up?
FYI: Craigslist, Services, Erotic or Therapeutic. :sqeyes:

[QuickJet]

That's pretty good