hello little bench racers..

[MamaDjunkie]

I as you can tell am MamaDjunkie. My lil one who's name on this ***boat place is Djunkie. He told me last night while I cradeled him in my bosom ( he loves to be cradeled in Mama's bosom) he told me "Mama.. I would love to have some more friends" Oh if you would have seen the tears on his rosie little cheeks! I just about shit myself! "you little bastard..I can't get you out of my house ..and now you want me to find you friends??"
So here I am...begging you...someone..be my lil Djunkies friend!

[djunkie]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something

[MamaDjunkie]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something
Remember son, we sold him to Sally Struthers for the unicef commercials! Oh how I wish you did not smoke a the pots! your memory is for shit!

[Kim Hanson]

LOL!!!!!! I must have a twin or something
I would pick door #2.........( . )( . ).........

[Kim Hanson]

Remember son, we sold him to Sally Struthers for the unicef commercials! Oh how I wish you did not smoke a the pots! your memory is for shit!
Maybe you smothered him in your bosom too long, lack of air.........( . )( . ).......

[MamaDjunkie]

I would pick door #2.........( . )( . ).........
His Papa likes door # 2 as well .. but he grunts like a beaten boar when it's his turn:jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

His Papa likes door # 2 as well .. but he grunts like a beaten boar when it's his turn:jawdrop:
Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate ..........( . )( . )........

[MamaDjunkie]

Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate ..........( . )( . )........
Mr Hanson, he can't concentrate on his cocoa puffs long enough to get the milk in the bowl!

[Kim Hanson]

Mr Hanson, he can't concentrate on his cocoa puffs long enough to get the milk in the bowl!
I heard everybody is crazy for those though ........( . )( . ).........

[Forkin' Crazy]

Tell Papa to quit playing the Banjo, Jr can't concentrate ..........( . )( . )........
But Mama got a squeeze box!!!!